Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified
No one ever asked Joey Tribbiani how he was doing.
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
(Source: funeralfrost)
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
Go, Samantha, go!
let’s BBQ.
I’ll take two.
Update: Read this first.
(Source: yimmyayo)
MARIO, YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER AQUARIUM?!?!
Reddittor jennyleighb posted video and these photos of her roomate’s 55 gallon aquarium that’s been customized with a LEGO Super Mario Bros. level. Here’s a link to more photos showing the progession of the build.
I’ve never wanted a cigarette so badly in my entire life…
Seriously. And I’ve only had like, two cigarettes ever.